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Good Times
02:16
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Sad boy
I hate to break to you but
we won’t go back
We’re taking your jobs and
turning your girlfriends bi
Maybe you shoulda tr(eated) her right
Good times ahead
Fuck off! I think I’d rather be dead
Fuck boy
I hate to break it to you but
You suck in the sack
Work so hard to keep your masculinity intact
Sex toy
I hate to break it to you
But I only like it with a strap on
Lose you in my closet
Buy another when you’re gone
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2. |
Gaycation Thinkpiece
02:58
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That girls’ got guts
Spilling out
Heart not on her sleeve
But in an ostomy bag
It just occurred to me that I’m bully you
Half way through the best Tinder date that I’ve ever had
This is my Gaycation Thinkpeice
A list of things that bother me
This is my Gacation Thinkpeice
Taking a stand for representation on Viceland
If I was Jesus Christ I'd turn the 2 train into wine
Or maybe make it run on time
Baptize all my pals in the Gowanus Canal
So they can rise again
Reanimate the dead
Easter blows,
no ashes on my head,
wiping powder from my nostrils instead
Don’t shame me because I want to vote for a president who went to Wellesley.
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3. |
A List of Rapists
00:58
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Peyton Manning
Jameis Winston
Roy Moore
Bill Clinton
Al Franken
John Connors
Donald Trump
Matthew Lauer
Thomas Jefferson
Clarence Thomas
The Research Advisor that I had in College
R Kelly
Josh Duggar
Brock Turner
Ben Roethelisburger
Jeffrey Tambour
Kevin Spacey
Both Affleck Brothers (but mostly Casey)
Pwr Bttm
Rick James
That Doctor from Team USA
Lawrence Taylor
Bill Cosby
Louis CK
Mahatma Ghandi
Woody Allen
Catholic Priests
Bill O'Reilly
Charlie Sheen
Mel Gibson
Chuck Bass
Ramsay Bolton
Porn Stasche
The Capital
The Bourgeois
Corporate Monopolies
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4. |
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
04:12
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Pencil me in next to
The version of me that you like best
What day of the week is it
Time for a hard pivot
A dream come true the meat is falling off your bones
I want to be Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Lie to your face or over the phone
I want to be Sarah Huckabee Sanders
In a White House but never at home
You can say that its obviously hipocrisy
But people see what they wanna see
And anyways, it wasn't me
Put up, shut up
Lock her up and throw the key away
Watch what I do and not what I say
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5. |
American Dream
02:54
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I’m doing well
Oh won't you look at me?
grown out of all my allergies
I’m learning how to spell.
Communicate through vague analogies
The truth is you’re a story
I still don’t know how to tell
It’s a séance with the American dream
Close you eyes and pretend to sleep
I wrote a verse about the holidays
drinking on Thanksgiving must run in the family
Herpes scare last Roshashanah
Adam Sandler’s Chaunakah’s got nothing on me
We never did have tea, like your promised when I turned 15.
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6. |
Bedford (A Eulogy)
04:21
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Got on at 1st ave and I headed out east
Death by Audio, Stadium Shea: rest rn peace
Buy a shot at the bar just so they'll let me pee
Brooklyn, oh Brooklyn
You gentrified me.
So grab a light and we'll smoke like we're gonna quit weed.
Cause the L Train is closing in 2019.
I don’t remember the day that we met
Made more memories than even I could forget.
Smoking overpriced weed that we bought at the woods.
Drank more beer and shot combos than anyone should
Reading tarot in Bushwick for hours on end
I'm so goddamn lucky to call you my friend.
Now I’m ripping up carpet and staining the stairs.
No ferry could ever compare.
Forget for a second that we'll ever leave,
Cause the L train is closing and I want to scream.
Raise a glass to north Brooklyn
And say it with me
Cause the L Train is Closing in 2019
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7. |
Strong Enough (Cover)
02:00
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8. |
Mercedes Benz (Cover)
02:44
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Tonya Harding New York, New York
Femslash Rock Opera On Ice
We practice in the basement of a hospital. We think this will look great one day on our episode of "Behind the Music."
email: tonyahardingnyc@gmail.com
Tonya Harding recommends:
For Serious Punks (who love to dance in the front)
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Aspirational queer punks who met at the Women's March (seriously) <3
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Not a Punk Band, but their harmonies will make you cry // have you singing "thiiiiiis APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE ALCOHOL"
go to albumIf you like Tonya Harding, you may also like:
MU56: The Meltaways
by The Meltaways
Marvelous, manic punk rock from the Meltaways with all the energy and combustibility of a shaken soda bottle.
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The Corruption of What Cheer?
by Jane Doe Ensemble
Restless, agitated no wave for modern times built around razor-sharp guitar and roiling percussion from Jane Doe Ensemble.
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Gutsy rock & roll from this Brooklyn group bursting with hot-rodding riffs and snarling vocals, hearkening back to classic dark punk.
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